fortunes?

Fortune cookies are the best.  I personally don't actually like the cookies, but the fortunes are fun.  But sometimes...they are completely dumb.  Here are a few examples.

What does this even mean?

umm...thanks?

This one really helps me.

How would you react to this one?...

Wouldn't it be fun to write these for your job?  But maybe I'd try actually writing fortunes...not this stuff.  Or jokes.  It always makes me sad when I open up the cookie to find a dumb joke.  I don't even understand them half the time.  Oh well, time for another asian food run!  Adios.